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Fact: SAFE HAVEN: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. (Not referenced by Wikipedia or Webster's)

So to Deuce or not to deuce. That is the question. Everyone of us in our lifetimes has been in the awkward situation of having to "drop it like it's hot" in a toilet where others might as well be sitting next to us. Now, if one has to drop a "Bum Brownie" in a situation where there is only these two options. Shit pants or use thatparticular toilet, well we all know what the answer is. Shitting your pants is never fun**. HOWEVER, never should a man (or woman as I'm finding out is more common) use this toilet for a "recreational" brown dragon. If your body allots you the amount of time necessary to find the "safe haven" to lay a "misfart" then you skedaddle your ass over there. No one and I mean no one wants to be wallowing in your product. This especially goes for a situation where food might come into play. In this occasion I gotta say I lean towards that person shitting their pants. So the next time you decide to " back the big brown caddy out the garage" have a little courtesy for your fellow man or woman. "Colon cannonballs" while eternally funny, in real life situations, ya not so much.

**Shitting pants while not fun for you if it's your mess. HILARIOUS if it's someone else's.

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That's what she said,

Mikey Love

Dunder Mifflin- This is undercover hottie speaking

Just another reason why I love Jenna Fischer

Hooters?

Sup Nudgiez...So I've hit a displeased point like never before. While sitting home, staring at my Xmas tree and wondering how long I can keep it for, the great TMZ broadcasts a story about 3 men suing Hooters. The reason: Equal Opportunity Employment. After breaking a few ornaments I jotted down some notes on the issue. First off, years ago I told friends about a male version of Hooters where women can go and enjoy themselves kinda like a Chippendales with salads. Now I still think it's a money maker waiting to happen, but in no way was the two meant to combine forces. It reminds me of couples that have joint Bachelor and Bachelorette parties, ya beat it. Our dad's never watched soap operas with our moms, and neither should men have to be served by other men in banana hammocks. The relation makes no sense, but it sounds good. Secondly, and I do believe Chris Rock said it best, "Nobody goes to Hooters for wings"(although they're delicious). Every once and a while a guy enjoys having a good looking girl with nice fun bags serving them their two fav things in life: bar food and beer. Not all guys, up until lately myself included, aren't into strip clubs and would rather watch a game with the guys, have a beer, even a burger and have a sexy chick drop in with some hand wipes for normal reasons. I do believe in the 80's some D Bag's sued stating that the position of Stewardess was gender specific and although losing, eventually won years later resulting in Flight Attendants...yawn. In conclusion, I hate these guys no if's, and's or but's about it and if they do win good for them maybe they can F up Maxim next too. Lord knows Kiki Vidis is losing her Tube8 battle to Tranny Surprises as each day goes by.

That's What She Said,
Mikey Love

Man Crush?

Man Crush (as defined by Urban Dictionary) : When a straight man has a "crush" on another man, not sexual, but kind of idolizing him. It goes on to give an example, "Many straight men end up having man crushes on Johnny Depp (I don't blame them)".
Now in my personal life I have been down this road numerous times like when I used to go out clubbing with the boys I was "Mike the Gay Drunk" or when I won the 2nd place ribbon in a gay chicken competition or even when I used to daze out while watching Elvis' 68 comeback special. These examples I'd like to think are common amongst straight men. After all what woman doesn't enjoy a man who is comfortable with his sexuality. Shit my girl calls me and my friends gay all the time.
But, there is a line. Two guys can joke around with each other about how dreamy Arod is and I fully understand, when it gets weird is when it involves a man who IS accessible, not a TMZ product. Never and I mean never should a man say "I have a man crush on (add name)", when that person is a co worker or friend. Now I know we've all joked, but I need rules to this. No awkward silence, no statement like " No, dude I'm serious" immediately after. Trust me I've witnessed it and you can hear a pin drop. So remember man crushes, no biggie, just play your man cards right with this topic because it sure can get ugly fast. Now I have to run Netflix just sent me that new Matthew McConahey surfing movie.

That's What She Said,
Mikey Love

Asian Porn- Friend or Foe

As the Nudge's Muse I'd immediately like to get into an important topic facing us with the upcoming new year rapidly approaching. The topic being blurred Asian Pornography. Let's face it, it's the pits. This lovely lady directly above us is Maria Ozawa. Many of us know her and appreciate her work literally 4 times a day (and if you don't well than your an idiot). But why the blurred shot one might say. Well I've been asking myself that since the minute I laid eyes on her on every one's fav family website Tube8, but that's an entirely different discussion all together and part of the reason I have limited time to write this.
So why show Maria in 3/4 of her glory? Why give us the TV without the remote? The Angry without the G? Just doesn't make sense. Worst off I have to see the Maria's (me and her are on a 1st name basis) on screen counter part's final product. Overall, what can be the rating system on such a movie. XXX umm no...Well I ll give it a rating S...for Stupid. Well I'm gonna boycott this non sense, wait there's a new upload. Hope it's not a tranny surprise and I'm not talking about the bill my mechanic gave me when my transmission blew.

That's what she said,
Mikey Love