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NFLBlitz.com 2009 Mock First Round Draft

The always great NFLBlitz.com put out it's revised first round mock draft. I think it is alot more accurate of what you will see come draft day than Mel Kiper's take on the draft. They see Dirty Sanchez dropping to the Jets at 17th. Its pretty good-

And because I dont' want to alienate all of my viewers, here's a shot of smoking hot Holly Weber, doing her best to look all Nudgette-ish.





NFLdraftblitz.com 2009 Mock First Round- Click Here


First Round:

1. Detroit Lions - *Matthew Stafford (QB) Georgia
- The debate will rage on until the draft as to whether the Lions should go QB or OT. And if they go QB…Stafford or Sanchez? In my opinion, they have to go QB. Andre Smith is more of a RT and you don’t take a RT number one when a franchise QB is staring you in the face. With Stafford’s physical gifts, he has tools to be great and he’ll immediately have one of the better arms in the NFL. Match that with Calvin Johnson’s deep skills and you have deadly combination. He may have to sit for part, or all, of 2009. But, what’s the rush when you’ve been this bad, this long?

2. St. Louis Rams - *Andre Smith (OT) Alabama
- I’ll refrain from going on and on about my disdain for Marc Bulger (I’ve done that enough). Andre Smith will be an upgrade at any spot on the offensive line, except LT, where Orlando Pace is rarely healthy anymore. Smith’s run blocking skills are elite and he has the feet to develop into a solid pass blocker on the right side. I don’t think he’d ever evolve into an elite LT in the NFL, but he’ll make this offense instantly better at RT.

3. Kansas City Chiefs - Brian Orakpo (DE) Texas
- The Chiefs were the worst pass rushing team in the NFL in 2008. They finished with 10 sacks on the year. That’s equal to or less than 12 individual players in 2008. And of that twelve, former Chief Jared Allen is included. Orakpo is a very disruptive player with a nonstop motor. He would allow Tamba Hali to move back to the left end spot that he excelled at earlier in his career.

4. Seattle Seahawks - **Michael Crabtree (WR) Texas Tech
- A trio of Deion Branch, Koren Robinson and Nate Burleson does not exactly scream elite receiving corps. If Jim Mora is going to succeed as the head coach in Seattle, he has to have players who can put points on the board. Michael Crabtree, immediately, would become the best talent on this offense and could help Matt Hasselbeck reach to top of his game again.

5. Cleveland Browns - Aaron Curry (OLB) Wake Forest
- Eric Mangini has been named head coach of the Browns, so we know they’ll be sticking with the 3-4 defense. Linebackers are the backbone of the 3-4 defense. Curry would provide the Browns with a solid, all-around player with the skills to be dominant. Kameron Wimbley should blossom with a talent like Curry on the other side.

6. Cincinnati Bengals - Eugene Monroe (OT) Virginia
- The once solid Bengals’ offensive line is now filled with holes. Levi Jones has battled knee injuries and his play has fallen off terribly and Stacey Andrews will be coming back from a season ending knee injury. Eugene Monroe is a natural left tackle who should be able to play right away. With Carson Palmer coming back from injury as well, the Bengals want to keep him clean.

7. Oakland Raiders - Michael Oher (OT) Mississippi
- The Raiders’ offense showed a lot of what it is capable of doing in the latter part of the season. But, there are still lingering protection issues for JaMarcus Russell. Kwame Harris and the entire offense would benefit from shifting Harris to the RT spot. Oher is a very well rounded LT who has the experience to step in and start right away.

8. Jacksonville Jaguars - Malcolm Jenkins (CB) Ohio State
- Rashean Mathis is a legit cover man. But his effectiveness is canceled out when his counterpart is a major liability. With the pass rushers the Jags drafted in last years draft, a top notch cover man like Jenkins would fit right in. Jenkins is a physically gifted, experienced Corner, who could help this defense get back to elite status.

9. Green Bay Packers - *Everette Brown (DE) Florida State
- The Packers and new defensive coordinator, Dom Capers, will be installing the 3-4 defense in Green Bay. This means that OLBs must be acquired to rush the passer. This could be a good thing…Brown and ILBs AJ Hawk and Nick Barnett are the makings of a talented, young group of linebackers for a 3-4 defense.

10. San Francisco 49ers - **Aaron Maybin (OLB) Penn State
- Manny Lawson has not become the top tier pass rusher the Niners thought they were getting when they drafted him, but he’s solid. Parys Haralson would be better as a backup. Maybin has the potential to be a dangerous edge rusher and could help elevate the game of Lawson in the long run.

11. Buffalo Bills -Brandon Pettigrew (TE) Oklahoma State
- The Bills have to provide QB Trent Edwards with a reliable tight end to maximize his abilities. Robert Royal is not a starting caliber tight end in the NFL and would be better suited as a #2. Pettigrew is every bit the blocker that Royal is, but he has great hands, a big frame and the athleticism to stretch the seam.

12. Denver Broncos - Rey Maualuga (MLB) USC
- The Broncos’ defense, in 2008, was as soft in the middle as any team in the NFL. They also displayed a disturbing passive streak, far too often. Rey Maualuga will provide this defense with physicality, toughness and attitude. He and DJ Williams could be a force in the same linebacker corps.

13. Washington Redskins - Jason Smith (OT) Baylor
- The Skins need to focus on the offensive and defensive lines in the 2009 draft. There’s no better place to start than with Smith. He’s big, agile and ascending. Chris Samuels is getting older and Jon Jansen is probably on his way out. Stephon Heyer has shown flashes but you can’t rely on him consistently. Smith could play on the right side initially and step in for Samuels when he’s out, eventually.

14. New Orleans Saints - *Chris "Beanie" Wells (RB) Ohio State
- Drew Brees had a monstrous year in 2008, but that’s not a formula for consistent winning in the NFL. The Saints have needs on the defensive side of the ball, but Wells fits both need and best player available. Pierre Thomas is a serviceable back but they’ll never get max production out of Reggie Bush without a power running threat.

15. Houston Texans - Michael Johnson (DE) Georgia Tech
- As good as Mario Williams his, he could be unstoppable if he ever gets a competent pass rusher across from him. If Michael Johnson’s potential ever meets his tangible output, he and Mario Williams could be the best set of defensive ends in the league. Then, maybe, this team can start winning games before they’re out of the playoff race.

16. San Diego Chargers - **Knowshon Moreno (RB) Georgia
- Whether the Chargers decide to keep L.T. in the fold or not, they’ll at least need a compliment (and eventual replacement) for him. Darren Sproles will likely be too expensive for the Chargers to keep. Moreno has a similar skill set to Tomlinson and would be a perfect fit here.

17. New York Jets - *Mark Sanchez (QB) USC
- So, it appears to be Sanchez’s turn to wait an eternity with his friends and family at the table on draft day. I’m a big believer that, while this hurts financially and internally, a QB is benefited by going later in the first round to a better team. Sanchez may go a lot higher than this come April, but if he gets past San Francisco at #10, let the sliding commence.

18. Chicago Bears - **Jeremy Maclin (WR) Missouri
- There is no way the Bears’ front office thinks Brandon Lloyd is the #1 receiver this team needs. Until this offense gets a legit weapon on the outside, defenses will pile on, and eventually wear down, Matt Forte. Maclin is dangerous with the ball in his hands and is improving as a route runner.

19. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - B.J. Raji (DT) Boston College
- New head coach, Raheem Morris, will love this acquisition. Raji may not be available at 19 in April as his stock continues to rise. But, if he’s there, the Bucs should waste little time snatching him up. If they re-sign Antonio Bryant, it lessens the need for a first round WR dramatically.

20. Detroit Lions - *Vontae Davis (CB) Illinois
- Jim Schwartz would have loved to have Raji fall here and become his version of Albert Haynesworth, but Vontae Davis is not a bad consolation prize. Davis could be the most physically gifted player in the entire draft. He could be a cornerstone to a revamped Lions’ offense in a few years.

21. Philadelphia Eagles - *Eben Britton (OT) Arizona
- After a surprising run, deep in to the playoffs, the Eagles have to prepare for an upheaval at the offensive tackle spots. Tra Thomas and Jon Runyan are old and impending free agents. One or both could be gone. Britton is a fast rising player who shows top level athleticism and could develop into a very good LT.

22. Minnesota Vikings - *Percy Harvin (WR) Florida
- I have to think the Vikes will sign a veteran free agent at QB (Byron Leftwich, Kurt Warner, etc.) this off-season. There is no way they let the window close on a championship level defense with inconsistent quarterback play. Harvin would make plays all over the field for this offense and provide even more running space for Adrian Peterson and Chester Taylor.

23. New England Patriots - *D.J. Moore (CB) Vanderbilt
- It has to be killing Bill Belichick that Deltha O’Neal is a starting cornerback for his defense. O’Neal was jettisoned from the Cincinnati Bengals of all places. DJ Moore is an instant upgrade and, despite his limited height (5-9), plays bigger and more physical than you’d think.

24. Atlanta Falcons - William Moore (S) Missouri
- Lawyer Milloy is 62 years old. And if you saw Anquan Boldin run away from Milloy with a busted hammy, you understand the need for a younger, more athletic strong safety. Moore is a playmaker and has the ability to be a game changer. The Falcons added young playmakers on offense last year, this year they start with the defense.

25. Miami Dolphins - James Laurinaitis (MLB) Ohio State
- We all know Bill Parcells likes linebackers. And we also know he likes them smart and tough. Smart and tough are personified by James Laurinaitis. Channing Crowder is a free agent and Akin Ayodele is not getting any younger. Laurinaitis fits well in South Beach.

26. Baltimore Ravens - *Darrius Heyward-Bey (WR) Maryland
- As much as Joe Flacco’s rookie year reminded me of Ben Roethlisberger’s initial campaign, one thing was different. Big Ben had Plaxico Burress and Hines Ward…Flacco has Derek Mason and Mark Clayton. And that was highlighted in the playoff loss to the Steelers. Heyward-Bey would add size and speed to that receiving corps. And the Ravens would save a ton on moving expenses for the local product.

27. Indianapolis Colts - Tyson Jackson (DE) LSU
- With Ron Meeks’ “resignation”, there appears to be a change in philosophy brewing in Indy. It seems there will be use of bigger, more versatile defensive linemen. Tyson Jackson is just that…big and versatile. He can play the base end as well as line up inside. He has good quickness for a big man and really good size for a quick guy…if that makes sense.

28. Philadelphia Eagles (From Carolina) - **LeSean McCoy (RB) Pittsburgh
- I’m guessing that the thought that his job may be on the line in 2009, Andy Reid makes some changes in his traditional draft strategy. Besides, Correll Buckhalter is an unrestricted free agent and the Eagles would be better served by moving on with the younger, more explosive McCoy. Chris Horwedel, wipe that smile off of your face, young man!!!!!

29. New York Giants - Brian Cushing (OLB) USC
- The Giants pride themselves on defense and being physical. Danny Clark and Chase Blackburn are, surely, prideful. They just are all that physically gifted. Brian Cushing could step in right away and add athleticism and pass rush ability. And with this, the Giants won’t have to shuttle Mathias Kiwanuka back to OLB and further stunt his development.

30. Tennessee Titans - *Jared Cook (TE) South Carolina
- Before all of you start calling me names we can even repeat on Blitz Cast, think for a minute, about what you thought when the Titans selected Chris Johnson late in round one last year. If Jared Cook comes out and posts solid numbers at the combine, his stock could soar similar to Dustin Keller’s did a year ago.

31. Arizona Cardinals - Alex Mack (OC) California
- The Cards’ surprising run to the Super Bowl is great…even for me (a Steelers fan). But there is no doubt that this offensive line could use a few upgrades. Lyle Sendelein is the obvious week link and adding Mack could do wonders for this group. Russ Grimm would love this pick as he is familiar with what a dominant center can do for an offense.

32. Pittsburgh Steelers - Duke Robinson (OG) Oklahoma
- There is no secret that the Steelers’ offensive line needs work now and will need even more after the season. There is a talent overhaul needed badly. Duke Robinson is the perfect player to begin with. He’s big, strong and athletic and should play a big role immediately in the Steel City.

Jump on the line at 7, and since when is Kurt Warner's wife hot

The Woodley Factor will play the key role in Pittsburgh covering in the Super Bowl.

But Nudge, we thought that you don't watch the No Fun League, yes and no. Since the end of college football, The Nudge has been paying careful attention to the playoffs, and maybe I'm a little biased cause I have been following this kid since he's in eleventh grade, but super five star recruit Lamar Woodley has been on fire lately.

The Nudge is predicting that the Woodley Factor is going to be the key in the Super Bowl, and that the line is going to move up at least two points. That's right, come game time, with all the money being thrown Pitt's way, Vegas will move the line up to Nine Points. If you lay your action now on Pitt, you can get in at seven. If your going against The Nudge in this one, hold off on making your play, the line can only move in your favor.

See, here's the thing. Zona is competent. And until now, they've been very lucky. They've been able to take the ball away, and absolutely no one is able to cover Larry Fitzgerald (Nudge HOF). But the important factor to consider when making a play on this one is that Zona has not faced a defense like Pittsburgh. Pitt will stuff Fitzgerald at the line and run complicated blitz packages with Woodley coming off of the edge. After getting hit five or six times, Kurt Warner will revert back to the second stringer on the 2004 Giants instead of the 90's MVP'er that he looks like now.
Triplets seperated at birth, Jimmy The Emu, Alice The Maid and Brenda Warner

Speaking of Kurt Warner, all anyone on the Internet has been talking about is the transformation of his wife Brenda from a Butch-Spiked Haircut Marine into a blond Piece-A-Azz



90's Version and today's blond look
There's far too many stories out there about Brenda's makeover so here are just a few of em. HERE, HERE, and the always great Busted Coverage.

Angry-G's Weekend Picks


Angy-G has been living large this football season

As you can see from these photo's of Angry-G's after parties, the guy has been pretty successful so far this season. He has assured The Nudge that his picks for the NFL Conference Championship games are as good as gold.
In the AFC Championship, Angry-G isn't buying the hype that everyone is talking about. He thinks Delawares own Joey (I couldn't beat out Tyler Palko so I transferred, but who's laughing now Dave Wannstedt) Flacco has enough juice to pull out the upset, or at least cover. He's rolling with Balti-MORE getting a whopping 6 points.




In the NFC, Angry-G is rolling with Northern Iowa's own stock-boy extraordinaire, Kurt Warner. The Philly secondary can't sleep on my main man Larry Fitzgerald or FSU's QB prospect Anquin Boldin ( I still think the kid was better at QB than WR, but what do I know). The Card's are getting 4 playing at home, ROLL Phoenix baby.



That's it. Enjoy it Nudgies, it just doesn't get any better than hanging with Angry-G when he's on a roll. WHEEEWWW




More photos to enjoy here!

NFL Picks


The Nudge couldn't pick a winner in the NFL if you were threatening to throw my Spice Girl memorabilia into a tree shredder. That's why The Nudge went out and found an NFL handicapper that has been on fire as of late, Angry-G. This guy was nice enough to hand over his winning picks from his angry fingers and let me share them with you.


Angry Nudgette Number One, Kelly Monaco
So without further ado, here we go with the angry picks in red:
The Jaguars of Bible Town getting 6 and a nudge at Da Bears.

Rocky Top's own Peyton (I never won a big game in college) Manning giving 13 and a nudge at home against Ocho Cinco's fed-up teammates.

Green Bay at the Frozen Tundra giving 6 and a nudge to How-stun (that's how we roll in NYC)

When the clock began on Happy-G's turn at the Nudgette draft, there was no hesitation. Happy-G ran up to the podium and screamed Meegan Good. Happy-G took the photo with her holding the Number 1 jersey with the biggest smile anyone has ever seen. Way to go Happy-G, nice pick!

The team with one of the most dominating players ever to play college ball, and he's sitting on the bench. The Tennessee Titans giving 13 and a nudge at home against Greave-Land. Hey, sitting V-Young (Nudge HOF inductee) seems to be working, nice call Jeff Fisher.

I can't believe this pick, but when it comes to NFL games, I have but one motto: In Angry-G I Trust. He's picking Detroit getting 10 and a nudge at home playing Minnesota. UCF's own Kevin Smith was a beast last year in college. It seemed like O'Leary handed off to the guy on every play, and he got better and better as the game went on.

Baltimore Ravens at home giving 5 and a nudge to The "U"'s own Clinton Portis' Redskins. The Nudge can't say enough about Washington QB Jason Campbell. While the guy was at Auburn, he wound up playing for like fifteen different offensive coordinators and was successful with each of em.
No, No Nudgette Kelly Brook loves being Mikey-Loves first round pick


Angry-G rolls against his beloved Giants playing at home against the Iggles. This is another surprising pick, maybe Angry-G knows something that we don't Huh? We'll see how this one plays out. The Giants have to come down sometime, maybe Sunday is the day. Giants are giving 7 and a nudge.

The Falcons led by super-other gold domer Matt Ryan getting 3 and a nudge at the Big Easy. I gotta tell you, there's no way that The Nudge knew that Ryan would be so successful so early. The guy was good, but really not that good up in Bawston. But once again The Nudge was wrong about a guy's playing potential going from the college ranks up to The Big Show. Ryan better throw some money PETA's way in a big thank you for getting Michael Vick out of town. ruff, ruff.

Brett Faaavvraaa's right arm giving 4 and a nudge in San Fran. The only play The Nudge made on the NFL this year was Seattle playing San Fran in week 2. Normally, I don't have time to follow The Big Show, and I'm tight with the duckets, so I stay away from NFL plays. But in this game I couldn't resist after someone told me that San Fran's starting QB would be J.T. O'Sullivan. I said "Who the Hell is that guy." Lesson learned, San Fran won by three, and I ate grilled cheese for dinner for the rest of the week.

Happy-G's gratuitous warlock's photo

Miami getting a point and a nudge up in Toronto against the Bills. The one thing that I do know, the Bills owner wants to move the franchise up to the great white north. That would just about kill the entire city of Buffalo. Someone let me know if Tony Soprano is getting the ball to super slOhio Stater Teddy Ginn Jr. The guy has world class speed.


Denver at home giving 9 and a nudge to KC. Nice move KC getting Herm out of NYC. How's that been working out for you guys so far. Cutler has always been a solid pro-prospect.

St. Louis getting 13 and a nudge at Zona. I guess Angry-G doesn't have confidence in former FSU QB prospect Anquan Boldin or top three Nudge Wide receiver of all-time Larry Fitzgerald(Nudge HOF inductee).

Angry-G, I hope your on fire this week
Pittsburgh Steelers playing The Jessica Simpsons at home giving 3 and a nudge. I can't say much, but boy is that Romo one lucky son of a bitch!
Seattle LameHawks playing at home against the Brady-Less Belichecks getting 5 and a nudge. Not once on this site will you ever hear a bad word being said about Tommy Brady. Plus the guy is banging Giselle. He just keeps impressing the Hell out of The Nudge. Way to go Tommy, I hope your enjoying your time off, you know what I'm saying, Huh, Huh? I mean he's probably sitting somewhere holding a frozen bag of peas in his crotch, saying no, no not again, I just can't!
Monday Night Angry-G pick of the week. Tampa Bay getting 3 and a nudge at Carolina.

The Nudgettes at the Post-Pick Sunday night party at Angry-G's Crib. God that guy lives large!

That's it. Like I said, I usually sit in my Nudge Bunker from early Saturday morning till late Saturday night every week. The Nudge needs to see the Sun on Sundays so there's no way I can follow the Big Show. But rely on Angry-G, The Nudge wouldn't lead you down the wrong path.

That's it. I got to go polish my six foot bronze statue of Urban Meyer on my front lawn.

See ya sports fans!

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